Saturday, October 28, 2006
Year 10 student: You old faggot XYZ!
XYZ: Excuse me?!
Year 10 student: Why did you keep the whole class in?
XYZ: Not the whole class.
Year 10 student: Like 99.999999% of the class.
SHE JUST GOT TOLD BY A YEAR 10 STUDENT!!!
A few minutes later, a Year 12 told me to call her an Aborigine... hang on... is XYZ an Aborigine... then why does she have this weird American accent? (Go back to your own country XYZ... we don't want you in Oz!)
HEY XYZ, THE YEAR TWELVES DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!
Here are the scripts of what happened in our lesson with XYZ on Thursday26 October, 2006 after she did a demonstration with the basketball.
Student: XYZ is f***ed up!
XYZ: Excuse me?!!! (very peeved because the whole class was laughing at XYZ)
Student: Who me?
XYZ: Yes you. (Walks over to student and yells at him with her garlic breath)
On the same day, XYZ also said something like: "I don't want to put up with your c**p" Sheesh! Watch your language there Miss!
GOT TOLD TWO TIMES IN AN HOUR BY YEAR SEVEN, XYZ!!!
Sign our petition.... should XYZ be fired or not? Let's hope we get enough signatures to kick her out of our school. Thankyou PetitionOnline for making this petition possible.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
On the same day, Google also launched its "Google Docs" which is an online word processing program just like Microsoft Word. I find Google very generous because first it launches Gmail with over 2.5 gigabytes in space, then Google Pages which is a website editing program and finally Spreadsheets and Doc. I'll be looking forward to Google's launch of Powerpoint!
XYZ also expects boys to hand in an essay describing their experience on a ‘wet dream’ and girls to write about their ‘period.’ I don’t give the damn what that overweight dog says if I don’t hand in the essay. I’m sure if you’re teaching about puberty, you wouldn’t force the class to do essays about ejaculations and periods. It’s a matter of privacy, not about mindless idiots teaching total rubbish. Students, if they don’t already, should have the right to object to things that they don’t want to learn in class like what functions a cock has apart from peeing.
That’s not the end of this pissworm’s old tricks. Not only she’s got a bitchy attitude towards students (I don’t think she’s a favourite in the staffroom either) she thinks its just to be sexist and leave only the boys during the first 15 minutes of lunch when it’s a Tuesday lunch where you only get a measly 20 minutes. Mind you, girls don’t like her either.
One day in Term 2, I pointed out to my neighbour that an image in our textbook looked like a dog (pictured). Who would disagree? Unfortunately, that day, XYZ cleaned out her ear wax and she overheard (Congratulations! For the first time in your life, you’re ears are clear of wax!) And you guessed it. Outraged and boiling in anger, she yelled at the top of her lungs at me. Sheeeeeeeeesh! Isn’t that harsh! Expensive prices to pay – whisper to you’re neighbour and get her onion & sardine breaths all over you’re face.
For the sake of this argument, let’s continue. XYZ thinks its ok to stablilise the poles (that holds up the net) in volleyball by putting another pole on the base of the existing pole. I know it’s confusing so let’s take a peek at my hand-drawn diagram.
It isn’t safe to place a pole on another upright pole. As you can see in the diagram, if some fools like XYZ trips on the additional pole, they’re probably going to end up in hospital because stepping on the pole would cause the erect steel pole to topple over and hit somebody. Whether a boy or girl is hit, it’s not a good thing, unless of course, it’s XYZ.
This was the original work sheet in our books about wet dreams.
It doesn’t tell us to write on our experience on a wet dream or a period.
That imported bastard probably needs glasses. Going to university (college, as that god damned teacher says) should mean that you know how to read a textbook.
In this article, we have intentionally not revealed the full identity of the nuisance. (If you’re not intelligent enough to figure out who this crackpot it, check your diaries.)
Should you need to sue us, please think again because we didn’t start this, it was XYZ We’ll keep you posted on this stupid teacher’s wrongdoings in class. Please, if you would like to contribute, give us a buzz.
Who does this represent?
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Funny thing is, it's not the first time I've been kicked out! Last time in year one, another guy along with me got kicked out of drawing classes. It was just because I wasn't concentrating and I got the lowest marks in the class. But, I'm not interested in drawing now.