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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

There's a crazy teacher that we'll call XYZ. With an American descent, she is not smart enough to spell simple Year 4 words such as “avoid” and the list goes on. This mentally bankrupt person spells “avoid” with an extra‘d’ making it “advoid.” That is really an eye-opener because she claims to have studied in college, as they call it in America.

XYZ also expects boys to hand in an essay describing their experience on a ‘wet dream’ and girls to write about their ‘period.’ I don’t give the damn what that overweight dog says if I don’t hand in the essay. I’m sure if you’re teaching about puberty, you wouldn’t force the class to do essays about ejaculations and periods. It’s a matter of privacy, not about mindless idiots teaching total rubbish. Students, if they don’t already, should have the right to object to things that they don’t want to learn in class like what functions a cock has apart from peeing.

That’s not the end of this pissworm’s old tricks. Not only she’s got a bitchy attitude towards students (I don’t think she’s a favourite in the staffroom either) she thinks its just to be sexist and leave only the boys during the first 15 minutes of lunch when it’s a Tuesday lunch where you only get a measly 20 minutes. Mind you, girls don’t like her either.

One day in Term 2, I pointed out to my neighbour that an image in our textbook looked like a dog (pictured). Who would disagree? Unfortunately, that day, XYZ cleaned out her ear wax and she overheard (Congratulations! For the first time in your life, you’re ears are clear of wax!) And you guessed it. Outraged and boiling in anger, she yelled at the top of her lungs at me. Sheeeeeeeeesh! Isn’t that harsh! Expensive prices to pay – whisper to you’re neighbour and get her onion & sardine breaths all over you’re face.

For the sake of this argument, let’s continue. XYZ thinks its ok to stablilise the poles (that holds up the net) in volleyball by putting another pole on the base of the existing pole. I know it’s confusing so let’s take a peek at my hand-drawn diagram.

It isn’t safe to place a pole on another upright pole. As you can see in the diagram, if some fools like XYZ trips on the additional pole, they’re probably going to end up in hospital because stepping on the pole would cause the erect steel pole to topple over and hit somebody. Whether a boy or girl is hit, it’s not a good thing, unless of course, it’s XYZ.




This was the original work sheet in our books about wet dreams.


It doesn’t tell us to write on our experience on a wet dream or a period.

That imported bastard probably needs glasses. Going to university (college, as that god damned teacher says) should mean that you know how to read a textbook.

In this article, we have intentionally not revealed the full identity of the nuisance. (If you’re not intelligent enough to figure out who this crackpot it, check your diaries.)

Should you need to sue us, please think again because we didn’t start this, it was XYZ We’ll keep you posted on this stupid teacher’s wrongdoings in class. Please, if you would like to contribute, give us a buzz.


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